5:45 AM
Woke up, then changed the alarm to 6:30

6:30
Woke up again, took a dump.

7:15
After a monster dump, flushed the toilet and sang Rise and Shout to wake up my neighbors in the apartment below.

7:30
Cops came by and confiscated my megaphone. Something about disturbing the peace and evidence. I'm not quite sure because I was still deaf from the fight song

8:00
Stopped at Radio Shack on the way to work to pick up 2 megaphones. You can never be too careful.

8:30
Some lady got pissed at me for refusing to give her coffee with her Egg McMuffin meal. Apparently she didn't realize that it was against the Word of Wisdom.

4:00
John Beck came in and ordered a Double Quarter Pounder and a Sprite (at first he wanted a Coke, but after I reminded him that it wasn't caffeine free, he finally relented and went with my suggested soft drink). I swiped the credit card slip from the Till, I can't believe I have John Beck's autograph!

7:00
Watched the directors commentary of the first season of Smallville. My buddy p-dawg couldn't believe that I had watched the directors commentary 43 times already. I think he's gonna try to catch me, so I am gonna watch it 3 times tonight.

1:30a
The cops came by and took my megaphone. I'm pretty sure the couple living below me are yewt fans. Why else would they call the cops every time I sign Rise and Shout with the help of a megaphone? Oh well, good thing I bought 2 of them.

3:00
For your information, it's not a good idea to put a megaphone up to someones door at 2 in the morning and yell Crowton Rules, Whittingham Drools. That yewt downstairs is a mean drunk and he beat me with my megaphone, then refused to give it back.